You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Someone shit on the floor
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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