you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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