Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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