I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
why is half of my head shaved?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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