She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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