how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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