Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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