I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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