I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I am one with the molecules
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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