The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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