Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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