Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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