yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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