Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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