where am i from again
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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