i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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