So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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