it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
