lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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