dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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