so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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