What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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