all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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