Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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