Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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