And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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