what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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