You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
