That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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