last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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