i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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