In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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