I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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