idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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