hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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