Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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