? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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