She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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