People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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