U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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