i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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