HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
