Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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