Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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