This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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