Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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