I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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