Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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