Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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