I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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